I received what my mother thought was a Morning Glory yesterday. My mother and daughter brought it to me for Mothers Day. My mom was positive it was a Morning Glory and told me all about them. So all day yesterday I am reading about them and watching it to see if it closed. Nothing!!!!!! So, let me describe it and hopefully you guys can give me some idea to what it is so that I can research it.
It is in a 6" pot, and has a bamboo trellis sticking out of the pot. The vines of the plant has wrapped itself around the trellis. It has 3 large blooms in that are bright pink and are trumpeted like a Morning Glory. The differences are in the petals and the leaves. The petals are all seperate from eachother. And they didn't close up at all. The leaves are unlike any Morning Glory pic I have looked up. Morning Glories tend to have a heart shaped leaf, where these are very large oval shaped leaves and are extremely thick. I guess that about sums it up. Any ideas????????????
Is it a Morning Glory?
It sounds like a Mandevilla vine, which is a tropical plant.
Reply:There are many hundreds of members of the Ipomea (morning glory) clan, they are not all of the typical `Heavenly Blue` variety. In the USA, the more favoured regions are able to grow many varieties denied to colder climates. You most likely do have an Ipomea (morning glory) but which one of the 500, I cannot say.
Reply:it sounds pretty.... some morning glories dont close.... i know the wild ones by my parents house dont close up at night.. and the white ones open at night.. so you might have a morning glory.. but they get long so you might to to transplant it into the ground.. good luck!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Morning glory seed eating?
I am going to buy some morning glory seeds today. I will try to find some that are un treated, but if I can't find any that are untreated, is there a way to get the stuff they put on them off?
Also, when I buy a large quantity of morning glory seeds in the middle of winter, is the person at the store going to get suspicius or anything?
Incase you have no clue what I am talking about morning glory seeds conatin LSA, which is very similair to LSD. If you eat them will trip out. That is what I plan to do.
thanks
Morning glory seed eating?
Wild morning-glory is commonly found growing in fields and waste places throughout North America. It has poisonous seeds. Eating fifty or more seeds induces an effect similar to that of marijuana. Eating quantities of the seeds causes nausea, digestive upset, hallucinations, blurred vision, mental confusion, lack of coordination, stupor, and coma.
Reply:the reason its under Religion %26amp; Spirituality is because many people us this for meditation purposes same with salvia Report It
Reply:only a dope head could answer this
Reply:You're nuts if you do this.
Reply:People who tried them told me they made them feel sick. Good luck, hope it is not to bad.
Reply:Good luck with that!
Reply:And this question is asked in Religion %26amp; Spirituality because..............
Reply:the person at the store would probably not care...
email me if it works...i am very curious
Reply:Buy your seeds online if you can... just search for the seeds name in yahoo and you will get lots of sites with untreated seeds.
i suggest getting Hawiian baby woodrose seeds... much more potent if you get the right strain(usally the most exspensive kind) i belive its 200 seeds for $50. 200 hawwiian baby woodrose seeds is good for about 20-40 trips depending on how hard you wanna trip.
Yes there is going to be some mild to severe stomach pain an neasea, this is not from the LSA but the other chemicles in the seeds, even if the seeds are untreated theres still naturally other bad chems in the seeds.
my suggestion is by the seeds, extract the LSA using an alchohol exctration and all you will need to do is hold a few drops of liquid under your toung to get much stronger effects with virtually 0 neasea.
an extraction guide can be found at this site www.erowid.org
search for hbwr seeds or hawwiian baby woodrose seeds. read up and you can do an extraction with as simple ingredents as a high proof alcohol and acetone or somthing...
PS. LSA really doesnt feel much like LSD even tho their structure is very similar... but there is a definate lsd feel too it.
Reply:If you are going to the trouble of risking your life, at least have some sense about it and don't be in such a rush. Plant the seeds, wait for it to grow, harvest the seeds. You'll have seeds without treatment on them. Better still, go and find some other plant to suck on, there must be hundreds of dangerous plants out there.
Good luck. Having people like you makes me happy, because my kids will be competing with you for jobs, and you make it easier for them.
Also, when I buy a large quantity of morning glory seeds in the middle of winter, is the person at the store going to get suspicius or anything?
Incase you have no clue what I am talking about morning glory seeds conatin LSA, which is very similair to LSD. If you eat them will trip out. That is what I plan to do.
thanks
Morning glory seed eating?
Wild morning-glory is commonly found growing in fields and waste places throughout North America. It has poisonous seeds. Eating fifty or more seeds induces an effect similar to that of marijuana. Eating quantities of the seeds causes nausea, digestive upset, hallucinations, blurred vision, mental confusion, lack of coordination, stupor, and coma.
Reply:the reason its under Religion %26amp; Spirituality is because many people us this for meditation purposes same with salvia Report It
Reply:only a dope head could answer this
Reply:You're nuts if you do this.
Reply:People who tried them told me they made them feel sick. Good luck, hope it is not to bad.
Reply:Good luck with that!
Reply:And this question is asked in Religion %26amp; Spirituality because..............
Reply:the person at the store would probably not care...
email me if it works...i am very curious
Reply:Buy your seeds online if you can... just search for the seeds name in yahoo and you will get lots of sites with untreated seeds.
i suggest getting Hawiian baby woodrose seeds... much more potent if you get the right strain(usally the most exspensive kind) i belive its 200 seeds for $50. 200 hawwiian baby woodrose seeds is good for about 20-40 trips depending on how hard you wanna trip.
Yes there is going to be some mild to severe stomach pain an neasea, this is not from the LSA but the other chemicles in the seeds, even if the seeds are untreated theres still naturally other bad chems in the seeds.
my suggestion is by the seeds, extract the LSA using an alchohol exctration and all you will need to do is hold a few drops of liquid under your toung to get much stronger effects with virtually 0 neasea.
an extraction guide can be found at this site www.erowid.org
search for hbwr seeds or hawwiian baby woodrose seeds. read up and you can do an extraction with as simple ingredents as a high proof alcohol and acetone or somthing...
PS. LSA really doesnt feel much like LSD even tho their structure is very similar... but there is a definate lsd feel too it.
Reply:If you are going to the trouble of risking your life, at least have some sense about it and don't be in such a rush. Plant the seeds, wait for it to grow, harvest the seeds. You'll have seeds without treatment on them. Better still, go and find some other plant to suck on, there must be hundreds of dangerous plants out there.
Good luck. Having people like you makes me happy, because my kids will be competing with you for jobs, and you make it easier for them.
What is Morning Glory?
I sent a friend an early morning text that read "whats the story, morning glory?" I just took it from the title of band Oasis cd. A friend informed me that that could be taken in a sexual context and I didn't get it because I've never heard the term before. A few mornings later, the guy that I original texted the message to wakes me up with a that only reads "Morning Glory!". Uhhhh...what the hell does it mean?
What is Morning Glory?
Morning glory means the erection a guy gets in the morning when he wakes up (it does not mean sex in the morning).
In Sydney where i live there is this asian shop that sells stationary and teddy bears and its called Morning Glory. I don't think they knew what it meant either!
Reply:Morning glory is slang for sex done early in the morning, after a whole night of having sex. Its more like killing the hangover of the previous night's sex by a bit of sex early in the morning. The term is common among prostitutes and whores
Reply:Morning glory is a flower that blooms in the morning and closes it's blooms at night.
Reply:Because of the pertness of the morning glory flower that opens in the morning, bright and cheerful, greeting someone as a morning glory is the opposite of saying 'sleepy head'.
Reply:sex in the morning !!!
straight after you wake up.
Reply:oh for the love of ....!!!!! its so called cos guys wake up in mornings with erections! thats it! and therefore hes telling u he has a morning glory.....
Reply:it is the trhilling qick sex done in the morning.on the other hand it is the worship done in the morning.
Reply:hehe! Great saying!! oasis are brilliant!
http://www.oasisrock.org/
What is Morning Glory?
Morning glory means the erection a guy gets in the morning when he wakes up (it does not mean sex in the morning).
In Sydney where i live there is this asian shop that sells stationary and teddy bears and its called Morning Glory. I don't think they knew what it meant either!
Reply:Morning glory is slang for sex done early in the morning, after a whole night of having sex. Its more like killing the hangover of the previous night's sex by a bit of sex early in the morning. The term is common among prostitutes and whores
Reply:Morning glory is a flower that blooms in the morning and closes it's blooms at night.
Reply:Because of the pertness of the morning glory flower that opens in the morning, bright and cheerful, greeting someone as a morning glory is the opposite of saying 'sleepy head'.
Reply:sex in the morning !!!
straight after you wake up.
Reply:oh for the love of ....!!!!! its so called cos guys wake up in mornings with erections! thats it! and therefore hes telling u he has a morning glory.....
Reply:it is the trhilling qick sex done in the morning.on the other hand it is the worship done in the morning.
Reply:hehe! Great saying!! oasis are brilliant!
http://www.oasisrock.org/
Can Morning Glory Plants Climb Up a Brick Wall?
My Mom love morning glory flowers And I do too.
I am very interested if my morning glory vines can climb Up a brick wall.
The kind I have is Morning glory heavenly blue
10 points will be rewarded to best ANSWER
THANKS !!!!!!!!!!
Can Morning Glory Plants Climb Up a Brick Wall?
~*~Morning glories won't usually grow on bricks. They like to wind around something in order to climb not cling to it like ivy. What I do is anchor fishing line at the top and bottom of the brick wall and plant the morning glory plants or seeds at the base of each line. They will climb up and fill in and because the fishing line is clear and so thin you won't see the supports.
Reply:No. They need something to wind round. They don't have tendrils that cling to bricks, like ivy.
The best thing to do is put a few masonry nails in the wall and run some vertical wires, or put a trellis in front of the wall.
Reply:They will only climb up a wall if there is something for them to hold on too its much better to let them ramble through shrubs etc. collect the seed at the end of the season save them and plant them next year you will be surprise how many will grow
Reply:If the brick is not smooth I think they may be able to climb it. You may just buy a cheap trellis and lean it up against the brick and let them climb that!!
Reply:No they are twiners not climbers, but all you need to do is put up something they can scramble up either wires or canes or trellis depending what your taste is
Reply:yep, they can go anywhere,
lol, at my house we spray them with round up because they are weeds once they cross into the garden
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I am very interested if my morning glory vines can climb Up a brick wall.
The kind I have is Morning glory heavenly blue
10 points will be rewarded to best ANSWER
THANKS !!!!!!!!!!
Can Morning Glory Plants Climb Up a Brick Wall?
~*~Morning glories won't usually grow on bricks. They like to wind around something in order to climb not cling to it like ivy. What I do is anchor fishing line at the top and bottom of the brick wall and plant the morning glory plants or seeds at the base of each line. They will climb up and fill in and because the fishing line is clear and so thin you won't see the supports.
Reply:No. They need something to wind round. They don't have tendrils that cling to bricks, like ivy.
The best thing to do is put a few masonry nails in the wall and run some vertical wires, or put a trellis in front of the wall.
Reply:They will only climb up a wall if there is something for them to hold on too its much better to let them ramble through shrubs etc. collect the seed at the end of the season save them and plant them next year you will be surprise how many will grow
Reply:If the brick is not smooth I think they may be able to climb it. You may just buy a cheap trellis and lean it up against the brick and let them climb that!!
Reply:No they are twiners not climbers, but all you need to do is put up something they can scramble up either wires or canes or trellis depending what your taste is
Reply:yep, they can go anywhere,
lol, at my house we spray them with round up because they are weeds once they cross into the garden
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Morning glory??
How do i get that chem off so i don't get sick??
Morning glory??
Fragrances are found in a wide variety of different products including perfume, cologne, soap, candles, cosmetics, skin lotions and foods. The chemicals in fragrances can initiate or cause irritation or allergic reactions in sensitive people. Typical reactions to fragrances include breathing problems, asthma and contact dermatitis (an itchy and inflamed skin rash).
Specialists have found that many people who experience reactions to fragrances are not actually allergic to the chemicals in these products. Instead, the chemicals are irritants, which are generally less responsive to treatment than allergies. Avoiding the offending chemical appears to be the only effective solution, since allergy medications will not affect symptoms of fragrance irritation.
Reply:soak in water and lemon extract it will help a little Report It
Morning glory??
Fragrances are found in a wide variety of different products including perfume, cologne, soap, candles, cosmetics, skin lotions and foods. The chemicals in fragrances can initiate or cause irritation or allergic reactions in sensitive people. Typical reactions to fragrances include breathing problems, asthma and contact dermatitis (an itchy and inflamed skin rash).
Specialists have found that many people who experience reactions to fragrances are not actually allergic to the chemicals in these products. Instead, the chemicals are irritants, which are generally less responsive to treatment than allergies. Avoiding the offending chemical appears to be the only effective solution, since allergy medications will not affect symptoms of fragrance irritation.
Reply:soak in water and lemon extract it will help a little Report It
Morning glory?
Do i need to to clean the seeds with some solution or can i just simply crush them and soak them and water and then drink that water.
Morning glory?
I agree with Ivy. I just planted up some seeds (first time for morning glory) and they were old (from 2002) and just put them in the soil mix and wow - 4 weeks later almost all of them came up. I was too lazy to read up on proper sowing techniques and I got the seeds from someone so there was no packet to go by. I'm going to transplant them into 1 gallons this week and then in the garden when they are bigger.
I couldn't believe they actually germinated being so old and all. I hardly ever sow seeds so I don't really have a lot of experience with it, but I must have done something right. I'm sure you can find the proper sowing technique but this worked for me. (If you were close, I'd share my bounty.)
Happy gardening. :)
EDIT: Here's a link with sowing tips: http://www.dianeseeds.com/ipomoea-mornin...
http://www.successwithseed.org/content/v...
Reply:Boy oh boy! I've tried doing just what you've said and nothing. My sister-in-law just threw the seeds along the fence and has been pulling them out for years. Good luck!
Reply:Give them a good rinse first. Then soak overnight or longer.
Not really much worth the effort in my experience. Maybe it'll do something for you.
Morning glory?
I agree with Ivy. I just planted up some seeds (first time for morning glory) and they were old (from 2002) and just put them in the soil mix and wow - 4 weeks later almost all of them came up. I was too lazy to read up on proper sowing techniques and I got the seeds from someone so there was no packet to go by. I'm going to transplant them into 1 gallons this week and then in the garden when they are bigger.
I couldn't believe they actually germinated being so old and all. I hardly ever sow seeds so I don't really have a lot of experience with it, but I must have done something right. I'm sure you can find the proper sowing technique but this worked for me. (If you were close, I'd share my bounty.)
Happy gardening. :)
EDIT: Here's a link with sowing tips: http://www.dianeseeds.com/ipomoea-mornin...
http://www.successwithseed.org/content/v...
Reply:Boy oh boy! I've tried doing just what you've said and nothing. My sister-in-law just threw the seeds along the fence and has been pulling them out for years. Good luck!
Reply:Give them a good rinse first. Then soak overnight or longer.
Not really much worth the effort in my experience. Maybe it'll do something for you.
Morning Glory?
does every boy have a ***** in the morning when he wakes up?
Morning Glory?
Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms.
Why this happens in males and females is unknown. Many doctors believe that this may be the body's way of checking itself. For more information on your sexual health, ask your doctor.
Source(s):
http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/sexu...
Reply:yes
Reply:yup... perfectly normal!
Reply:yes most do infact you will probably keep getting it(morning glory)untill your in your early fortys even if your having sex regularly
Reply:That's very normal. Be thankful it's working.
Morning Glory?
Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms.
Why this happens in males and females is unknown. Many doctors believe that this may be the body's way of checking itself. For more information on your sexual health, ask your doctor.
Source(s):
http://www.teenhealthfx.com/answers/sexu...
Reply:yes
Reply:yup... perfectly normal!
Reply:yes most do infact you will probably keep getting it(morning glory)untill your in your early fortys even if your having sex regularly
Reply:That's very normal. Be thankful it's working.
Morning Glory?
does every boy have a erection when they wake up in the morning?
Morning Glory?
SOMETIMES..........BUT NOT ALWAYS.....USUALLY..........MOSTLY......... OFTEN...........YEP !..
Reply:o yea im 16 and i know i do! almost all the time, and its ok i like no problem in that, take advantage of it!!!!!!!!!!!! :]
Reply:Not evey boy, eunuchs do not.
Reply:yes
Reply:Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms.
Why this happens in males and females is unknown. Many doctors believe that this may be the body's way of checking itself. For more information on your sexual health, ask your doctor.
Reply:yes but babe why complain its the best time early in the morning before work!!!! get my hint!! take advantage it !!
i do!!!
Reply:from a womens point of view get up and go to the rast room blatter is full once empty watch what happens
Reply:Okay I will try and explain how erections happen but you will be most amazed by the fact that most of the time (at least in young men ) we don't do anything. Also, you will have to put up with a long explanation. In order to have sex a male penis must be erect. That erection is related to physical health, mental health, and emotional health (ego) If a male is threatened or scared or has anxiety about sex he may not be able to get erect. Erections occur when more blood is pumped into the special tissue in the penis than can leave. The arteries carry blood to the penis and the veins carry blood away from the penis. When the brain gives the command the arteries dilate (become very large) and more blood is pumped into the penis than can be carried away by the smaller veins. The result is the penis becomes engourged with blood and becomes erect. When erect it becomes more sensitive and sexual arousal is easier. The following things will trigger the command in the brain so that an erection occurs. Physical stimulation (the boy or other person touch and rubs the penis), visual stimulation (the boy sees a girl, a picture, or woman in a form of undress that triggers an erection) Males are genetically engineered to be set off by visual stimulations. This is one reason why most users of pornography are males. In childhood and early puberty (5 to 13) boys can get spontaneous erections. The brain just decides to trigger an erection. This is very embarrassing to boys because it happens at school, while at play, in front their girl friends, in the shower during PE. The boy does nothing to cause this it just happens really! Girls think boys are always horny and that is true for teen agers but boys don't do it the hormones do it to them. Mental stimulation, sometimes just thinking about a special girl or having masturbated last night etc. will stimulate an erection. Boys get no rest while they sleep either. While a boy sleeps at night he usually has up to 7 erections in his sleep. And if he has not masturbated for several days and is of the age to produce semen he may have an orgasm in his sleep ( a wet dream ) in which he shoots semen all over his PJ's or briefs and the bed sheets. It is usually a rather large amount. Then in the morning he wakes up with a very hard erection that is the result of pressure from a full urinary bladder on the veins in his penis. That has to be dealt with in some way so he can urinate. Erections are very much a part of a man's life. In our youth we do not do a lot to cause them they just happen. As we mature and enter puberty we learn to take charge of our sexuality and to control them to some degree but not totally. A man can cause an erection by physical stimulation, visual stimulation, sex play with a partner, or mental stimulation or fantasy. And most men use those things to get erections at private moments in order to masturbate in private and release all that sexual tension. When a man gets a partner then she helps release all the sexual tension and love making or having sex envolves physical, visual, and emotional stimulus.
Reply:yes thats all im sayin
Reply:Nope. Just us thick and long men.
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Morning Glory?
SOMETIMES..........BUT NOT ALWAYS.....USUALLY..........MOSTLY......... OFTEN...........YEP !..
Reply:o yea im 16 and i know i do! almost all the time, and its ok i like no problem in that, take advantage of it!!!!!!!!!!!! :]
Reply:Not evey boy, eunuchs do not.
Reply:yes
Reply:Some males wake up with an erection and some don't. Either way, both are completely normal. Studies have shown that men have several erections and arousal periods while in the dreaming phase of sleep called Rapid Eye Movement (REM). Women also experience an arousal response, but it is not marked as easily as an erection is. Also, males are known to have wet dreams (ejaculate) in their sleep and females are known to experience orgasms.
Why this happens in males and females is unknown. Many doctors believe that this may be the body's way of checking itself. For more information on your sexual health, ask your doctor.
Reply:yes but babe why complain its the best time early in the morning before work!!!! get my hint!! take advantage it !!
i do!!!
Reply:from a womens point of view get up and go to the rast room blatter is full once empty watch what happens
Reply:Okay I will try and explain how erections happen but you will be most amazed by the fact that most of the time (at least in young men ) we don't do anything. Also, you will have to put up with a long explanation. In order to have sex a male penis must be erect. That erection is related to physical health, mental health, and emotional health (ego) If a male is threatened or scared or has anxiety about sex he may not be able to get erect. Erections occur when more blood is pumped into the special tissue in the penis than can leave. The arteries carry blood to the penis and the veins carry blood away from the penis. When the brain gives the command the arteries dilate (become very large) and more blood is pumped into the penis than can be carried away by the smaller veins. The result is the penis becomes engourged with blood and becomes erect. When erect it becomes more sensitive and sexual arousal is easier. The following things will trigger the command in the brain so that an erection occurs. Physical stimulation (the boy or other person touch and rubs the penis), visual stimulation (the boy sees a girl, a picture, or woman in a form of undress that triggers an erection) Males are genetically engineered to be set off by visual stimulations. This is one reason why most users of pornography are males. In childhood and early puberty (5 to 13) boys can get spontaneous erections. The brain just decides to trigger an erection. This is very embarrassing to boys because it happens at school, while at play, in front their girl friends, in the shower during PE. The boy does nothing to cause this it just happens really! Girls think boys are always horny and that is true for teen agers but boys don't do it the hormones do it to them. Mental stimulation, sometimes just thinking about a special girl or having masturbated last night etc. will stimulate an erection. Boys get no rest while they sleep either. While a boy sleeps at night he usually has up to 7 erections in his sleep. And if he has not masturbated for several days and is of the age to produce semen he may have an orgasm in his sleep ( a wet dream ) in which he shoots semen all over his PJ's or briefs and the bed sheets. It is usually a rather large amount. Then in the morning he wakes up with a very hard erection that is the result of pressure from a full urinary bladder on the veins in his penis. That has to be dealt with in some way so he can urinate. Erections are very much a part of a man's life. In our youth we do not do a lot to cause them they just happen. As we mature and enter puberty we learn to take charge of our sexuality and to control them to some degree but not totally. A man can cause an erection by physical stimulation, visual stimulation, sex play with a partner, or mental stimulation or fantasy. And most men use those things to get erections at private moments in order to masturbate in private and release all that sexual tension. When a man gets a partner then she helps release all the sexual tension and love making or having sex envolves physical, visual, and emotional stimulus.
Reply:yes thats all im sayin
Reply:Nope. Just us thick and long men.
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Morning Glory?
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to “take this note to your beautiful Mommy”.
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son To take this to your silly Daddy.”
The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, He asked his son to take it back to “the lady in the kitchen.”
The note read:
The Tent Pole’s Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You’re Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son To “take this to the poor dude upstairs.”
The note read:
I’m Sure That Your Pole’s
The Best In The Land.
But I’m Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
Morning Glory?
Niiiice,haha
Reply:I do eat fish.
Salmon to be precise :)
First thing that popped into my head.
And at least it's not boring.
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Reply:sorry not even funny complety lost me tell me when to laugh
Reply:haha very good had a laugh at that have a star.!!
Reply:That is a joke to copy and paste into an email to send to my friends... hilarious... thanks!
Reply:lmao
Reply:Excellent Jim gets it all across without one real obscenity
Brilliant.
Reply:Ha ha funny one. lol!!
:-)))
Reply:LOL!!
Reply:lmao !!! haha good one x
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:hahaha lmfao that is genius!!! youve made my day!!! have a star!
Reply:Well done hun that is a good one hehhe
Have a star
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Reply:LOL, NIEEECE
Reply:this sooooo funny!!!!
hilllarious!!!
where the hell do you get these jokes from???
i think this is your funniest one yet!!!
i love it!!!
this could definately come in handy sometime!!!
i'm gonna tell it to everyone!!!!
thanx!!!!
lol!!
i'd give you 10 stars if i could!!!
absolutely brilliant!!!
lol!!!
cheers!!!
(still laughing)
Reply:good one there Jim!!!!
Keep up the good job on the jokes and keep them coming!!!!
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Reply:Wow !! Do you have some kind of direct line for jokes??? Where do you get them from?? hahahahahahahaha
Reply:like it hehe
Reply:Lol.
Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to “take this note to your beautiful Mommy”.
The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son To take this to your silly Daddy.”
The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, He asked his son to take it back to “the lady in the kitchen.”
The note read:
The Tent Pole’s Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You’re Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son To “take this to the poor dude upstairs.”
The note read:
I’m Sure That Your Pole’s
The Best In The Land.
But I’m Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!
Morning Glory?
Niiiice,haha
Reply:I do eat fish.
Salmon to be precise :)
First thing that popped into my head.
And at least it's not boring.
(Thanks or the points btw) Report It
Reply:sorry not even funny complety lost me tell me when to laugh
Reply:haha very good had a laugh at that have a star.!!
Reply:That is a joke to copy and paste into an email to send to my friends... hilarious... thanks!
Reply:lmao
Reply:Excellent Jim gets it all across without one real obscenity
Brilliant.
Reply:Ha ha funny one. lol!!
:-)))
Reply:LOL!!
Reply:lmao !!! haha good one x
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:hahaha lmfao that is genius!!! youve made my day!!! have a star!
Reply:Well done hun that is a good one hehhe
Have a star
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Reply:LOL, NIEEECE
Reply:this sooooo funny!!!!
hilllarious!!!
where the hell do you get these jokes from???
i think this is your funniest one yet!!!
i love it!!!
this could definately come in handy sometime!!!
i'm gonna tell it to everyone!!!!
thanx!!!!
lol!!
i'd give you 10 stars if i could!!!
absolutely brilliant!!!
lol!!!
cheers!!!
(still laughing)
Reply:good one there Jim!!!!
Keep up the good job on the jokes and keep them coming!!!!
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Reply:Wow !! Do you have some kind of direct line for jokes??? Where do you get them from?? hahahahahahahaha
Reply:like it hehe
Reply:Lol.
Morning Glory ???
I often wake up with a rod on in the morning , Ladies do u ever wake up feeling a bit slippery downstairs ????
Morning Glory ???
Not if next to you!
(sorry but you put a nasty comment about someone else earlier)
Reply:oh my god got 4 thumbs down already!!
Ha ha thanks for the points... maybe i was wrong about u! x Report It
Reply:sometimes i love waking up in the morning and being horney having a sh*g first thing in the morning is the best way to start off your day.
Reply:pick me for best answer plz
Reply:always, and ready and waiting.....
Reply:only when my bloke wakes up horny and licks me while i'm asleep
Reply:I would have thought this should have been under gardening as morning glory is a very pretty plant that grows and flowers in the morning also it only last 1 season at a time
Reply:Depends on what you've been dreaming I suppose. Hehe you've put this under hobbies and crafts... DIY specialist?
Reply:no we are not ruled by our bits unlike men
Reply:Nope can't say we do.
Reply:Reported
Reply:sick pig
Morning Glory ???
Not if next to you!
(sorry but you put a nasty comment about someone else earlier)
Reply:oh my god got 4 thumbs down already!!
Ha ha thanks for the points... maybe i was wrong about u! x Report It
Reply:sometimes i love waking up in the morning and being horney having a sh*g first thing in the morning is the best way to start off your day.
Reply:pick me for best answer plz
Reply:always, and ready and waiting.....
Reply:only when my bloke wakes up horny and licks me while i'm asleep
Reply:I would have thought this should have been under gardening as morning glory is a very pretty plant that grows and flowers in the morning also it only last 1 season at a time
Reply:Depends on what you've been dreaming I suppose. Hehe you've put this under hobbies and crafts... DIY specialist?
Reply:no we are not ruled by our bits unlike men
Reply:Nope can't say we do.
Reply:Reported
Reply:sick pig
Morning Glory?
I heard that morning glory is when you wake up with an erection, then i heard its when you wake up after having an orgasm in your sleep, but i want to know the truth.
Morning Glory?
No, you don't orgasm in your sleep. If you do orgasm in your sleep, then you wake up with semen on you, that's a wet dream. Since you just wake up with an erection, it's a different thing. It's called "morning glory" in the UK, and "morning wood" in the United States. Any guy that can get an erection will usually get several during the night. What causes this is still unknown, but it's nothing bad, it's perfectly normal and happens to me too. =P
Reply:you dont really get the erection while u sleep, u are awake while it happens
u stop getting wet dreams once you start masturbating regularly Report It
Reply:this only happens when you wake up in the morning, its pefectly normal for this to happen t men, It does not mean there is anything wrong with you, this is normal for us guys!!
Reply:To me Morning Glory is when you wake up with an erection.
Reply:when you wake up with an erection.
Reply:To me it's,when you wake up with an erection,oh,oh morning glory like said my gf.
Morning Glory?
No, you don't orgasm in your sleep. If you do orgasm in your sleep, then you wake up with semen on you, that's a wet dream. Since you just wake up with an erection, it's a different thing. It's called "morning glory" in the UK, and "morning wood" in the United States. Any guy that can get an erection will usually get several during the night. What causes this is still unknown, but it's nothing bad, it's perfectly normal and happens to me too. =P
Reply:you dont really get the erection while u sleep, u are awake while it happens
u stop getting wet dreams once you start masturbating regularly Report It
Reply:this only happens when you wake up in the morning, its pefectly normal for this to happen t men, It does not mean there is anything wrong with you, this is normal for us guys!!
Reply:To me Morning Glory is when you wake up with an erection.
Reply:when you wake up with an erection.
Reply:To me it's,when you wake up with an erection,oh,oh morning glory like said my gf.
Morning glory?
Guys how do you handle morning glory when you wake up?
Morning glory?
The reason this happens is that erection prevents you from urinating. You just need to take a piss. Go pee, and your erection will die down.
dermatitis
Morning glory?
The reason this happens is that erection prevents you from urinating. You just need to take a piss. Go pee, and your erection will die down.
dermatitis
Morning Glory?
Okay, I have tried this before, but didn't take enough seeds to get the hallucinogenic effects. But my question is, How do I cleanse Commercial Morning Glory seeds, to rid the poison?
Morning Glory?
why would you use something that has to have POISON removed?? i don't understand the rational
Reply:umm
????
mummmmmmmmmm'hoooooowwwwwww
This is a site that might answer your question
http://www.erowid.org/plants/morning_glo...
Reply:Man, they still doing that xxxx?
Oh Brother.
(could hurt you)
Ditto................
Morning Glory?
why would you use something that has to have POISON removed?? i don't understand the rational
Reply:umm
????
mummmmmmmmmm'hoooooowwwwwww
This is a site that might answer your question
http://www.erowid.org/plants/morning_glo...
Reply:Man, they still doing that xxxx?
Oh Brother.
(could hurt you)
Ditto................
Morning glory?
ok we just bought a house and i have lots of morning glory seeds i have picked from other plants. here is my ? when is a good time to plant, where is the best place to plant and how do i make them grow?? i am trying this green thumb thing and i just love how morning glory look...please help me make them grow and keep them alive!!!!!
Morning glory?
Hello,
I love morning glories too-but be cautious. As a landscaper for many years, I feel compelled to warn you that they can be wildly invasive. Even though they are technically classified as an annual flower in many zones, they often invade and twine around entire beds of plants and shrubs without having planted them in that location. They may return year after year. Also they can travel from yard to yard and cover long distances. A neighbor's vine could be the culprit. If you must plant them-I would try containing them to pots or containers. You can sink a pot two thirds of the way into the soil and remove it at season's end. There's still the problem of seeds dropping or becoming airborne-so think it through.
For me, there are two ways to view the problem.
1. They create employment opportunities for me like weeding followed by heavy mulching.
2.They could easily destroy the beautiful garden bed I created in a prior season.
Check out these alternatives that are easy, prolific and non invasive. (Links below-and yes, I've tried and personally recommend these other climbers) You can enjoy the same beauty without the headache of tearing them out of unwanted areas year after year. Good luck and please, don't let this response discourage your gardening impulses or dampen your spirit. It's a hobby that will give you a lifetime of pleasure.
Reply:www.howtoplantmorningglory.com
Reply:Yes indeed, morning glories can spread quite rampantly. However, I found that if I plant them in a singular location, let them bloom, and than cut the seed pods off in the fall, they did not spread to other locations. I put them on a trellis that was bordered by sidewalk. I had lovely morning glories and they did not spread. They did reseed themselves the following year but I allowed and wanted them to do just that. They did not spread to anywhere else in my yard. The key to keep them from spreading is to pull them up in the Fall, clean up the seed pods and burn the vines. They are not as wildly invasive as gardener would have you believe.
Reply:In most areas of the country, Morning Glories are annuals. That means you should plant them in the spring after all danger of frost. Soak the seeds overnight first and then plant them. They like partial sun best, but do well about anywhere. Do not fertilize them after the end of June or so, or you will get all vine and little flower.
Reply:well I'm in Australia and here morning glory is a weed,it takes over all the plant life by all the rivers an strangles other plant life,it takes over everything, if you plant it you will be forever trimming and maintaining it.
Reply:In about march, soak them in water for two or three days, till they start to sprout, then put them in the ground, east or south side is best. Water them every few days to keep them moist but not soggy. By late April you should see them coming up good. Get them a trellis to grow on. Kathy in Tucson
Reply:I live in Mich zone 5 and I plant morning glories I LOVE EM!!! there are 2 kinds 1 is a annual that you plant after the danger of frost. I soak my seeds in the house on a paper towel first until they germinate. Then plant them where I want the invasive climbers for the season. At the end of the season ripe them out. They wont come back even if they seed unless they are the wild brand. That is another Wild morning glory that has a smaller flower and it does invade EVERYTHING but if you just keep pulling them out and they come back with a vengeance every year.
Reply:Plant something else these things will spread everywhere and are very hard to get rid of. If you do decide to plant wait until spring. One suggestion other than morning glories is a plant called "Moon plant". They bloom in the evenings during the summer and they will produce seeds that can be planted the next spring.
Morning glory?
Hello,
I love morning glories too-but be cautious. As a landscaper for many years, I feel compelled to warn you that they can be wildly invasive. Even though they are technically classified as an annual flower in many zones, they often invade and twine around entire beds of plants and shrubs without having planted them in that location. They may return year after year. Also they can travel from yard to yard and cover long distances. A neighbor's vine could be the culprit. If you must plant them-I would try containing them to pots or containers. You can sink a pot two thirds of the way into the soil and remove it at season's end. There's still the problem of seeds dropping or becoming airborne-so think it through.
For me, there are two ways to view the problem.
1. They create employment opportunities for me like weeding followed by heavy mulching.
2.They could easily destroy the beautiful garden bed I created in a prior season.
Check out these alternatives that are easy, prolific and non invasive. (Links below-and yes, I've tried and personally recommend these other climbers) You can enjoy the same beauty without the headache of tearing them out of unwanted areas year after year. Good luck and please, don't let this response discourage your gardening impulses or dampen your spirit. It's a hobby that will give you a lifetime of pleasure.
Reply:www.howtoplantmorningglory.com
Reply:Yes indeed, morning glories can spread quite rampantly. However, I found that if I plant them in a singular location, let them bloom, and than cut the seed pods off in the fall, they did not spread to other locations. I put them on a trellis that was bordered by sidewalk. I had lovely morning glories and they did not spread. They did reseed themselves the following year but I allowed and wanted them to do just that. They did not spread to anywhere else in my yard. The key to keep them from spreading is to pull them up in the Fall, clean up the seed pods and burn the vines. They are not as wildly invasive as gardener would have you believe.
Reply:In most areas of the country, Morning Glories are annuals. That means you should plant them in the spring after all danger of frost. Soak the seeds overnight first and then plant them. They like partial sun best, but do well about anywhere. Do not fertilize them after the end of June or so, or you will get all vine and little flower.
Reply:well I'm in Australia and here morning glory is a weed,it takes over all the plant life by all the rivers an strangles other plant life,it takes over everything, if you plant it you will be forever trimming and maintaining it.
Reply:In about march, soak them in water for two or three days, till they start to sprout, then put them in the ground, east or south side is best. Water them every few days to keep them moist but not soggy. By late April you should see them coming up good. Get them a trellis to grow on. Kathy in Tucson
Reply:I live in Mich zone 5 and I plant morning glories I LOVE EM!!! there are 2 kinds 1 is a annual that you plant after the danger of frost. I soak my seeds in the house on a paper towel first until they germinate. Then plant them where I want the invasive climbers for the season. At the end of the season ripe them out. They wont come back even if they seed unless they are the wild brand. That is another Wild morning glory that has a smaller flower and it does invade EVERYTHING but if you just keep pulling them out and they come back with a vengeance every year.
Reply:Plant something else these things will spread everywhere and are very hard to get rid of. If you do decide to plant wait until spring. One suggestion other than morning glories is a plant called "Moon plant". They bloom in the evenings during the summer and they will produce seeds that can be planted the next spring.
Morning glory?
will the "flying saucer" morning glory seeds make you trip?
Morning glory?
For all your answers on such things, go to www.EROWID.com RScott
Reply:Morning glory seeds are poisonous.
Eat enough of them and you will be on a trip......to the hospital.
Reply:No they will not all seeds are know treated so that can not happen
Morning glory?
For all your answers on such things, go to www.EROWID.com RScott
Reply:Morning glory seeds are poisonous.
Eat enough of them and you will be on a trip......to the hospital.
Reply:No they will not all seeds are know treated so that can not happen
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