Morning Glory?

Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.








Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to “take this note to your beautiful Mommy”.





The note read:





The Tent Pole Is Up,


The Canvas Is Spread,


Hell With Breakfast,


Come Back To Bed.





Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son To take this to your silly Daddy.”





The note read:





Take The Tent Pole Down,


Put The Canvas Away,


The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,


No Circus Today.





Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, He asked his son to take it back to “the lady in the kitchen.”





The note read:





The Tent Pole’s Still Up,


And The Canvas Still Spread,


So Drop What You’re Doing,


And Come Give Me Some Head.





Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son To “take this to the poor dude upstairs.”





The note read:





I’m Sure That Your Pole’s


The Best In The Land.


But I’m Busy Right Now,


So Do It By Hand!

Morning Glory?
Niiiice,haha
Reply:I do eat fish.





Salmon to be precise :)





First thing that popped into my head.





And at least it's not boring.





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Reply:sorry not even funny complety lost me tell me when to laugh
Reply:haha very good had a laugh at that have a star.!!
Reply:That is a joke to copy and paste into an email to send to my friends... hilarious... thanks!
Reply:lmao
Reply:Excellent Jim gets it all across without one real obscenity


Brilliant.
Reply:Ha ha funny one. lol!!








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Reply:LOL!!
Reply:lmao !!! haha good one x
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:hahaha lmfao that is genius!!! youve made my day!!! have a star!
Reply:Well done hun that is a good one hehhe





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Reply:LOL, NIEEECE
Reply:this sooooo funny!!!!





hilllarious!!!





where the hell do you get these jokes from???





i think this is your funniest one yet!!!





i love it!!!





this could definately come in handy sometime!!!





i'm gonna tell it to everyone!!!!





thanx!!!!





lol!!








i'd give you 10 stars if i could!!!





absolutely brilliant!!!





lol!!!





cheers!!!





(still laughing)
Reply:good one there Jim!!!!


Keep up the good job on the jokes and keep them coming!!!!


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Reply:Wow !! Do you have some kind of direct line for jokes??? Where do you get them from?? hahahahahahahaha
Reply:like it hehe
Reply:Lol.