Whats the story with your morning glory?

I always make good use of my husbands morning glory, I like to put it where the sun don't shine before he has chance to escape x


(I'm so rude today)

Whats the story with your morning glory?
????? what do you mean?
Reply:weeeeell, how long have you got?
Reply:It's really hard to pee with that innit?
Reply:its a good excuse to stay in bed with hubby.
Reply:not bad, thanks for asking.





Morning glory - slang


"Morning Glory" is slang for an erection when waking up, thus the line "What's the story morning glory; need a little time to wake up, wake up"





Morning glory - the flower


Morning glory is a common name for a number of species of flowering plants in the family the Convolvulaceae,It was first known in China for its medicinal uses, due to the laxative properties of its seeds. It was introduced to the Japanese in the 9th century, and they were first to cultivate it as an ornament. During the Edo Period, it became a very popular ornamental flower. Aztec priests in Mexico were also known to use the plant's hallucinogenic properties to commune with their gods (see Rivea corymbosa).





Ancient Mesoamerican civilizations used it to coagulate rubber latex to produce bouncing rubber balls. The sulphur in the Morning Glory vine served to vulcanize the rubber; a process which pre-dates the Charles Goodyear discovery by over 1000 years.
Reply:A truly fantastic one infact it is the eighth wonder of the world